I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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