Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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