just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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