Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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