Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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