Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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