We should be called the Road Head Warriors
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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