New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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