Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
