is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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