im about as happy as oj after his trial
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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