She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Randomize
