If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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