Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
you inspire me to be a worse person
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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