12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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