is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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