oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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