do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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