It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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