She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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