I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
