whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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