the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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