i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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