Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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