Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Randomize
