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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Randomize
