i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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