Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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