Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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