So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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