We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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