So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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