no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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