Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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