Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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