My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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