The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Randomize
