Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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