I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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