Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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