evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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