I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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