I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Randomize
