How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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