Apparently you make a good broom.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Just invented taco cereal.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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