I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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