I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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