Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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