Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
this hospital has no fireball
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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