i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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