i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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