It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
