i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
