can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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