i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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