Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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