Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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