And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
